So back when I was in Boy Scouts, my troop would go to a nursing home and lead carols and games every December. I was usually drafted to lead the songs and call bingo numbers because, while I can't sing, I am loud. Now, the first year we did this our adult leaders made sure to tell us that when we sang "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" we were not to sing all those interjectory parts that everyone somehow mysteriously learned in elementary school. So when "Rudolph" rolled around on the list, we started singing and what happened? All of the old people simultaneously busted out with "LIKE A LIGHT BULB!" How long have those things been around, anyway? Seriously! So every year after that we made a point of yelling those bits out as loudly as possible.

So anyway, here's a balloon reindeer.