I made this for a five-year-old girl who kept trying to explain what Leonardo looked like, as though I hadn't spent about five years centered circa 1990 completely ruled by the Ninja Turtles. Oh yes, I had countless action figures, watched the cartoon series, played the video games, saw all three movies in the theater, and can still sing the original theme song. These kids today, posers, with their fancy new cartoon series, and new CGI movie....

...that I totally saw in the theater.