Maryland Zoo in Baltimore - April 28, 2007

Elephant jokes!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
Grapes are purple.

How can you tell if an elephant's been in your fridge?
Footprints in the Jell-O.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
"Here come the elephants over the hill."

What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill?
"Here come the grapes." Jane was color-blind.

This is what my parents taught me when I was little.